I’d prefer not to snort white beans and kale
One of my friends just turned me on to this hilarious post on The Bloggess. Just don’t make the same mistake that I did by reading it while eating soup.
Enjoy!
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September 27, 2011 at 1:17 pm
That IS hysterical. I definitely see Hank and me doing that. Well, except that Hank would love Beyonce and be thinking of more fun things we could do with her and would be so glad I bought her instead of towels. So… maybe slightly different. Because Hank’s pretty silly like that.
Also, gee thanks for giving me even MORE distractions at work! Now I want to read this blog and all the blogs she links to. THERE’S JUST NOT ENOUGH TIME!
September 27, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Yes, I had a feeling that post would be a bit of a Pandora’s box (assuming Pandora’s box is filled with whoopie cushions and laughing gas). I’m pretty sure BW would be horrified if I brought home Beyonce the Chicken. Though I would gently remind him that a 5 foot metal chicken requires less care than a flock of real chickens and besides, Beyonce would fit right in with my pink plastic flamingos and the SkyMall yeti.
September 27, 2011 at 1:29 pm
This is very true. One can hardly embrace a giant Yeti one day and eschew a giant chicken the next. That’s just wrong.
September 28, 2011 at 6:44 am
Oh, I see this line coming in handy:
“this chicken will cut you”
Much like “look at my wingspan” once was, even though I don’t remember the context, just that a comedian put it in my head.
September 30, 2011 at 12:23 pm
I’ve been known to say “this flamingo will cut you” when people piss me off. Not sure why no one takes me seriously.